January 2010
7 posts
Jan 18th
Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Jan 16th
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Jan 11th
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How to wash dishes in an office
marco: Stack as many dishes, glasses, and mugs in the sink as you can get to fit in it. Be sure to include as much leftover food as possible, especially if it came from the ocean. There should be no more than 1 inch of clearance between the top of the stack and the faucet’s opening. Saturate the sponge, then hide it somewhere in the middle of the stack. Pour coffee over the stack. Almost the...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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